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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:41
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How do I change a truck’s engine oil?
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
No way
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
ADHD link to severe premenstrual disorder uncovered in women - Medical Xpress
Still no good.
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Yankees get completely manhandled by Dodgers in ghastly blowout loss - New York Post
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!